My Science

Here are a few scientific theories that I have adjusted in order to help others in their everyday life:

How To Start A Cult

Cults have been around since ancient Greece and extreme outlandish “religions” have been a great way to trick people into doing different things for you. In Charles Manson’s case he chose to have them kill people for him, Jonestown had some sort of a kool-aide blowout at the end of their parade. And now, for the first time ever, you can have your very own cult at no cost to you, no money down. Just read this guide and follow exactly as it says! If you are not completely satisfied with your cult I will give you a 100% refund of no money.

How To Guide To Parties

Parties are a great place to meet people and, starting in high school, they become a very important part of determining one’s social status. Being a hit at a party is a great way to boost your popularity and seem like a much more important person than you really are.