My friend couldn't meet me for lunch today, he got tied up at a contortionist convention. 13 hours ago
Making 24-inch shoes for a person who wears that size shoe would be a 2 feet feat for a two foot foot. 1 day ago
@schramble I was wondering why my Sunday felt so incomplete, now I know 5 days ago
@schramble I always thought the date they branded on the grape juice was just the day that the juice ferments into wine. 6 days ago
To settle 2 magicians’ argument about the true employer of an assistant I advised they cut her in half; the 1 that agreed was the employer 1 week ago
